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Captain Slow
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Quote from mr_x :I agree :P

it was a perfectly innocent comment

please stop making me look like a twat in public
Captain Slow
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Quote :hehe, dunno yet but what i do know is next months special is gonna be more special than normal


hehe this is getting good. theyll be paying us to use their servers within a few month

however as i am only a little boy with not much money i wont be purchasing a server. however good luck to both of you.
Captain Slow
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Quote from Madman_CZ :only to sick minded people

well in that case im a sick little boy.

do you beleive in "them"
Captain Slow
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Quote from mr_x :It did relieve my boredom while i read it

uhm, that doesnt sound right.
Captain Slow
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Quote from anttt69 : Wahey problem solved . well almost, The male of the species would then go down to the female storage facility to choose a mate.

you heard of a brothel? if your that desperate pay for it. (joke)

i do not condone brothels
Captain Slow
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im too poor to affoered a G25. if anyone wants to buy me one, fell free, PM me for my postal address.
Captain Slow
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yes he has
Captain Slow
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Quote from SamH :
The difference is that there is nothing malicious in faster111's posts, but there is far too much malice in some of the responses to his posts. faster111 has, to all intents and purposes, been bullied on this forum for far too long, and it will not continue any more.

hmmm u sort of have a point i suppose. although generally when i see something you class as "bullying", i tend to see it more as sarcastic humour, but i suppose then id be classed as bullying. *shuts up before i get a ban*
Captain Slow
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noo noo nooooooooooooooooooo, its a pictorical interpratation of a ratio

white pixels= amount of times we ask for patches

green pixels= amount of time we get patches
Captain Slow
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Quote from SamH :In keeping with my determination that abuse and harassment of fellow members on the LFS forum will not be tolerated, I have given James an infraction. This trend of abuse has to stop.

uhm, im not being cheeky or out, but whats an "infraction"?

and if you dont mind me saying, faster111 does sort of bring it on himself for posting things which we are obviously going to pick up on. id have thought after a few times hed learn, but obviously he doesnt. im in no position to question his driving ability as iv never raced him (i will be on monday but untill then i havent).
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Captain Slow
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Quote from JJ72 :I think you should go karting or sorts, or a driving experience if you could afford that. A drive in real life will instantly make you realize how against logic that some of the habits you have in a racing sim are.

or he could just go in an empty feild and get a feel for the handbrake? Big grinBig grinBig grin soooooooooooooo fun.
Captain Slow
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Quote from Jakg :i think there is a clanhells (whatever that is!) one for LFS, as the STCC, OLFS (or is it OFSL?) leagues and many more are on there

it is OLFS (origonal lfs league i think)

EDIT: i set a thingymabob on this forums calander for 2nd of october, but managed to type £ instead of 3. im such a tit.
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Captain Slow
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Quote from mrbogeyman :Could this thread be the start of a different type of league?

Where forum members are selectively pitted against one another?

Say maybe Kid versus.......faster111

Id pay to see that, especially the pre-race chat.

ROFLMFAO over and over again till i have a heart attack.

could we get them to both give a race report afterwards?
LFS Calander.
Captain Slow
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hello there, i was just thinking, would it be a good idea to have a regulary updated lfs calander, showing all the race days and times of all the properly established leagues, so that people can look at a glance and see days that are free if they where wanting to have their own league or if they where allready in a league and where looking to see if a new league would collide with the one they are currently in.

i wasnt sure if this should be in improvement suggestions, but seeing as its more of a league related thing and not actually an improvement to lfs itself i posted it here.

what you lads (and lassas) think?
Captain Slow
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Quote from mrbogeyman :read more closely

aahh rite i c.

i obviously look like a t**t now
Captain Slow
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i know this is off topic, but if someone quotes you, then you edit the origonal post, it still leaves the quote how it was before. hehe.

sorry, simple things please simple minds. (thats why i like ovals)
Captain Slow
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Quote from tristancliffe :I can post a video of me doing that as well if you want.

I'll d/l Madman's vid in a bit when I go home. Bloody working hours and all at...

Edit: How much fist-in-mouth counts? I can get past my knuckles, but not as far as my wrist, is that good enough?

whooooooaaaaaaa. your obviously some boy tristan if you can get your wrist in. jessus christ. does it not urt your mouth?
Captain Slow
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Quote from faster111 :ok how how many can be in a team?

you seem to of missed me and danny are both in the IES team, so we will obviously be together on our own. another example is the itek boys. you would have to pair up with someone who has "independent" written in the box that says team on the driver list.
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Captain Slow
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Quote from frokki :FOX? IMO its one of the most boring cars in LFS.. Pedal to the metal all the time, only the timing of turn-ins decides the speed

every man to his own
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Captain Slow
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tho thought of a chair on casters brings memorys of when top gear lads turned a mercedes into anne hathaways cottage, when hammond (i think, and wish him well) pulled away and the little wooden stool he was sitting on went flying and ended up with him falling over.
Captain Slow
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id like to see it too. ive never seen any of the devs race before, id go for FoX though, one of the most fun car in the game.
Captain Slow
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hhmmmmmmmm, jaffa cakes are for sissy`s, try fitting your own fist in your mouth.
Captain Slow
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Quote from Becky Rose :I think you'll make it Cap'n Slow, *IF* all 20 qualifyers turn up for the race only last place wont start (19 slots + 1 safety car) and you aren't last, you're actually standing 12th at the moment with 5 cars to run. Granted a few extra may turn up, but also some qualifyers are likely not to race either.

http://www.konzeptundgestaltung.com/phorum/Q1/index.html

aahh thanks for that enlightenment becky, i never new about that site/page whatever it is.
Captain Slow
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so what exactly is the total number of entrants to the league?
btw, i sucked **** in the quali session, so ill probobly not qualify at all.
Captain Slow
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ooooh i just noticed its finished. whoops
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